Funk Master is an indica-dominant hybrid created from a three-way cross of GMO Cookies, Ice Cream Cake, and Skywalker OG. This potent lineage delivers a heavy, high-potency cultivar with a distinctly pungent, diesel-tinged backbone that earns its name in the first inhale. With an approximate 70 percent indica and 30 percent sativa ratio, the effect leans toward a deeply relaxing body stone tempered by a touch of uplifting clarity.
Activation hits quickly, lifting mood and sparking creativity while nudging you toward a more outgoing, social frame of mind. As the effects settle, a pronounced body calm takes hold, often hugging the muscles and nestling you into the couch for a long, sleep-ready finish. The product tests hover around 18 to 28 percent THC, with minimal CBD, making Funk Master most suitable for experienced users seeking relief from chronic stress, pain, depression, headaches, or insomnia.
Flavors skew toward pungent cheese, creamy dankness, and herbal diesel, a bouquet echoed by the bud’s aroma. The flowers themselves are dense and grape-shaped, glistening bright emerald-green with amber undertones, accented by thick orange pistils and a frost of amber-tinted trichomes. For those in search of a strong, multifaceted experience, Funk Master offers a pronounced blend of euphoria and deep relaxation along with a couch-locked, night-ready finish.