Granola Funk Cannabis Strain

Granola Funk is a meticulously balanced hybrid, born from crossing the Forum Cut of Girl Scout Cookies with Wookie 15. Its name nods to a tasting profile that blends sweet vanilla with a toasty, nutty granola note, while the aroma starts earthy and is brightened by grapefruit-diesel and a hint of herbal coffee.

Functioning as an even split of indica and sativa, it delivers a lifted mood that quickly settles into a relaxed body state. With THC in the high twenty percent range, the onset feels both uplifting and soothing, and a notable hunger cue often emerges as the high progresses.

Visuals match its flavor: fluffy olive green buds threaded with purple, orange pistils, and a heavy coating of frosty crystals. The flavor profile leans coffee and nuts with a touch of sweetness and vanilla, while the aftertaste carries earthy and diesel notes. Medicinally, Granola Funk may ease appetite loss, nausea, depression, chronic pain, migraines, and stress, making it a versatile option for daytime and unwinding alike.

Attributes
VarietyHybrid
Genetics50% Sativa / 50% Indica
THC Content27–29%
EffectsUplifted, Happy, Relaxed, Hungry, Soothing
May RelieveAppetite Loss, Nausea, Depression, Chronic Pain, Migraines, Stress
FlavorsGranola, Coffee, Nutty, Vanilla, Toasty
AromasEarthy, Grapefruit-Diesel, Herbal Coffee, Diesel, Coffee
Dominant TerpenesMyrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool