Pastries Cannabis Strain

Pastries, sometimes called Pastries #34, is a dessert-inspired cultivar born from the cross of Wedding Cake and Grape Pie. It is an indica-dominant hybrid, with about 60% Indica and 40% Sativa, delivering a relaxed foundation with a gentle lift. The aroma and flavor sketch a bakery-fresh treat: creamy, doughy sweetness mingles with vanilla and fruity berries, while subtle grape and spice notes hint at the pastry’s complexity.

The effects unfold slowly, washing over the mind with a warm wave of happiness and a buoyant sense of uplift, followed by a pronounced ease that settles the body. A soothing body high locks in next, easing muscle tension and inviting a comfortable, couch-ready state. With THC in the 19-20% range, the experience tends to be long-lasting, making Pastries a popular choice for days when tasks feel optional rather than essential.

The buds themselves are dense and spade-shaped, jeweled with olive greens and patches of deep purple, threaded with thin orange hairs and a fine coating of white trichomes. In smell and taste, it blends creamy and earth notes with grape, vanilla, and spice, finishing with hints of fruit and sweetness. Medically, many users report relief from stress and anxiety, chronic pain, depression, cramps or muscle spasms, and arthritis, aligning with its mellow, mood-lifting and body-relaxing profile.

Attributes
VarietyIndica Dominant
Genetics60% Indica / 40% Sativa
THC Content19–20%
EffectsHappy, Uplifted, Relaxed, Body High, Muscle Relaxation, Couch-Lock
May RelieveStress, Anxiety, Chronic Pain, Depression, Cramps, Muscle Spasms, Arthritis
FlavorsCreamy, Doughy Sweetness, Vanilla, Fruity Berries, Grape
AromasCreamy, Earthy, Grape, Vanilla, Spice
Dominant TerpenesMyrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool